Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject: The Never Ending Story!
I am posting a topic about where you keep on adding on to the story and you never end it!
Please dont post right after one person posts after you, give some time for the story to evolve
Heres the intro
Marcus is a college student whos life is about to change. He has a friend name Huebert and a tree huggin hippie friend Paul. One day they all get drunk and drive off to somewhere. Then...
Paul looks over at Huebert and says "Hey man, I just drank the last mudslide! We need to stop and get some more!" Huebert pulls into the nearest grocery store, and there's a crowd gathered out front. A clown and a minature pit-bull are wrestling over who is going to get the clowns left shoe.
When the clown notices Paul and Huebert he suddenly forgets the shoe and with a quite stunned voice he says:
- You... I... -then he starts to sound really scared- I know you... you two are... - He barely manages to run outside screaming before a lightning strikes on him and kills him instantly.
- Well, that sure is weird... that's the second time this happens to me in one week! - says Paul.
- A crazy clown looking staring at you as if YOU were Pennywise? - replies Huebert.
It was Halloween and the party poopers said us kids couldn't wear masks to school. So, I couldn't be Spiderman. I had to go as a clown. I was very angry.
While I was slightly peeling away the clown make-up (that stuff itches!!) in my homeroom class, the school bully dressed as a pirate comes over and pokes me with his sword. . .
...so I put on my cloak and wizard hat, naturally. This got him so upset that he threw all my candy out the window and told the teacher I was a communist spy. The teacher, of course, was dressed like a clown.
then while at my Ringling Bros Clown College i soon discovered that i had a unique fashionation with
drinking and smoking and other stuff....untill i found out that i was positive for...
Humphort: Wait, this flashback has it's own flashback, what is this Tarantino?
Paul: If you let me coontinue it will all make sence. So a long time ago, I was sitting in my kitchen and my mom hands me a bottle of Scotch. She tells me I need to start Drinking to keep your strength up when you become a world famouse fire breathing clown.
You see she had wanted her first born son to become a fire breathing clown ever since this incident that happened in her childhood on the lake of saint firestone...
~~~COMMENCE FLASHBACK IN A FLASHBACK IN A FLASHBACK~~~
Annoyed by the banana, and knowing he was just going to say "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" anyway, she leaped into the air "Matrix-style" and pulled a can of whipped cream and a pint of ice cream from behind her back. She promptly turned the banana into a Banana Split, and while the banana protested greatly, he was soon gone.
*FLASH FORWARD TO THE PRESENT*
Paul and Huebert are on the road again. Paul is driving. Huebert is reading the review of some movie called "Borat" in the Entertainment Weekly that he stole from the grocery store.
"Dude. Dude!" Pauls says.
"Yea man?" Hueburt says, looking up from his magazine.
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