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[You could sing this to the tune of House of the Rising Sun. Actually, you could probably also sing it to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb but it would not make much sense.]

There is a shop on a web board
they call the Corner Store.
It's been the ruin of many a registered hero
And Linderman knows I'm, uh... poor.

My mother was a wise one
she introduced me to Bjorg.
Bjorg said don't buy a mega mega scratch card
at the shop on Superhiro.org.

The only thing a gambler needs
is some waffles and a trunk
and if he buys a mudsurido at Linderman's Bar
he can type and make himself look drunk.

[psychedelic organ solo that harkens back to the days when bulletin boards were made of cork rather than electrons]

Oh mother tell your children
not to do what I have done
for I've squandered all my hard-earned waffles
trying to make quick waffles and have fun.

I've got one hand on the keyboard
the other one on the mouse
and I'm typing so furiously to get me more waffles
and a good rhyme with mouse is just not going to happen.

There is a shop on a web board
they call the Corner Store.
It's been the ruin of many a registered hero
And Linderman knows I'm, uh... poor.

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