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Jormengrund · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject:

"Let's pray..

(minutes later) And God, I'd like to thank you for that girl last night..

You know the one I'm talking about..

She was calling your name all night long"

Jimmy Dugan, "A League of Their Own"

BYD · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:42 pm Post subject:

Doris Murphy: Evelyn. Your kid ate the line up.

A League of their Own

Jormengrund · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:44 pm Post subject:

Mr. Harvey "Let me be blunt. Are you still a falling-down drunk?"

Jimmy Dugan: "Well, that _is_ blunt. No, I'm not a drunk anymore, mainly because I can't afford it"

A League of Their Own

DestinedForGreatness · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:24 am Post subject:

Leonard: Our children will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary!

From the new show The Big Bang Theory on CBS Mondays @ 8:30

Zonedancer · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:13 am Post subject:

"Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?"

Miranda Frost - Die Another Day

Jormengrund · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:05 pm Post subject:

"Trust me on this one.. If it were something important, they'd have given it to your mother"
- My dad on Family Reunion Plans

mattk25 · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:56 pm Post subject:

BYD · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject:

Charlie: I'll admit you're kookie Judith. But compared to our mother you're like a fart in a hurricane.

Two and a Half Men

DestinedForGreatness · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:18 pm Post subject:

Leonard: So...fish?
Sheldon: I read an article about Japanese scientists who inserted DNA from luminous jellyfish into other animals and I thought "Hey, fish night lights!"
Leonard: Fish night lights.
Sheldon: It's a billion dollar idea. Shhhhhhhhhh!
Leonard: Mum's the word.

From the new show The Big Bang Theory on CBS Mondays @ 8:30

BYD · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:39 am Post subject:

LaRon Landry gets a 30 yard head of steam and makes a crushing sack on QB John Parker Wilson.

ESPN announcer1: You know, Landry made almost that exact same play and hit on Brodie Croyle in last year's game.

ESPN announcer2: I bet he still feels it.

Jormengrund · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:58 pm Post subject:

"You know, there is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it'd be a shame to ruin yours"

Wesley, The Princess Bride

BYD · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:35 pm Post subject:

Inigo: You wouldn't happen to have 6 fingers on your left hand?
Wesley: Do you always begin conversations this way?

The Princess Bride

Jormengrund · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:57 pm Post subject:

Fezzini: "When he shows, take care of him your way."

Fezzig: "Right. My way... What's my way?"

Fezzini: "See that big rock over there? When you see his head, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!!!"

Fezzig: "Oh.. My way's not very sportsman like.."

The Princess Bride

BYD · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:45 pm Post subject:

a boulder smashes right next to Wesley's head

Fezik: I don't have to miss, you know.

Zonedancer · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:10 am Post subject:

Buttercup: "Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?"
Westley: "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

Princess Bride