Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:20 am Post subject: Nobody Appreciates My Extraordinary Abilities!!
*.....dashes in slides across the floor on cotton socks sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiide...........stops*
I'm here!
*hears things crash behind me - too scared to look around*
My Extraordinary ability is that I either bring chaos with me in my back pocket or I attract chaos LOL
I have the ability to:
* Look before I leap in a single bound
* Let fly with words before they're fully thought out
* Move things with my mind - completely unaided by my hands - until I can't find anything anymore...
* I can hear my cat thinking "Get me pounce, get me pounce, I want kitty treats, I love you, my pet human, but get me pounce now
* and I can also "Mind-speak back," with: "Not listening to you lalalala I already fed you lalalalalalalala"
* AND - the best superpower that I have - but that I have almost no control over...
I seem to mostly THRIVE in Chaos...so I don't notice, at first, when Chaos is around 'cos it's 'familiar' and I don't notice it - until things really BLOW, if ya know what I mean.
If there's someone within 5 miles who needs to have a panic attack or something....it'll happen near me LOL When things break...and people are freaked out about that...I'm usually nearby, saying "Man, I know how ya feel..."
Similarly - when people are excitable in situations that are tense, I have an uncanny, chaotic ability to
*ahem*
*jumps on the table and shouts* "GET DRAMATIC!" .......and make everything either a laff-off or.............wayyyyyyyyyy worse *sigh-flicking hair dramatically over right shoulder*
So - here I am - My name is teeray and I'm a Hero-holic with extraordinary abilities - welcome to my post.
Why are crashing sounds still happening behind me?
Actually, the avatar Byd has up isn't that far off from his RL photo. So I wouldn't really want that mental image..
I'd have to say that after Zone's amusing post, that I'm now unable to eat my lunch, and I'm going to have to decline any more comment while I try to figure out how to politically and correctly line up my next statement about sliding and underwear for the next time that those two subjects are brought up.
Oh, and in case you're wondering:
No, I don't have the photos. I gave them to Byd as a housewarming gift when he made Moderator here at the boards.. There are some things that you have to do for dignity's sake!
what a very entertaining, creative, improvised, is it role-lay or based on reality intro!
I've been having panic attacks lately, and I've been so panic attack free since college, so maybe your power has expanded and gotten into the AEther?
And my mac crashed! It's the weirdest crash I have EVER seen! The menu bar is white, all applications are white all windows of all kinds are white!
but iTunes still works flawlessly.
That had to be you too.
:p
but that's OK. For some reason, you still seem cool to be around!
*crap, now you've made me loose my happy place! *
joking
Actually, the avatar Byd has up isn't that far off from his RL photo. So I wouldn't really want that mental image..
I'd have to say that after Zone's amusing post, that I'm now unable to eat my lunch, and I'm going to have to decline any more comment while I try to figure out how to politically and correctly line up my next statement about sliding and underwear for the next time that those two subjects are brought up.
Oh, and in case you're wondering:
No, I don't have the photos. I gave them to Byd as a housewarming gift when he made Moderator here at the boards.. There are some things that you have to do for dignity's sake!
LOL, and they were subsequently burned by court order for "the better of humanity and society as a whole".
remind me to never follow you into any stores... ever.
unless...
you cause chaos, i black out the whole place, and while i keep everyone in the dark, you can sneak into the back and... ACK!
you're just going to be an enabler for my often-ignored devious ideas
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