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Zonedancer · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:44 am Post subject:

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Dean Vernon Wormer - Animal House

Jormengrund · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject:

That one right there is the perfect example for retro-active birth control!

Zonedancer · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:31 pm Post subject:

Did your mom have any kids who survived?

BYD · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject:

You are the poster child for birth control.

Zonedancer · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:10 pm Post subject:

Excuse me...
Does your face hurt?
It's killing me.

The_Blob · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:49 pm Post subject:

"You wanna fight, hunh? Do you wanna fight?...fine, put your head up my arse, fight for air!"

Zonedancer · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:21 am Post subject:

I wouldn't take you to a dogfight if you were the defendin' champ!

The_Blob · Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:36 pm Post subject:

Better at sex than anyone... now all you need is a partner.

Zonedancer · Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject:

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

The_Blob · Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:12 am Post subject:

Are you the poster-child for abortion in the 90th trimester?

Zonedancer · Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:23 am Post subject:

"Doesn't it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to f*ck in the first place?"

George Carlin

The_Blob · Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:29 pm Post subject:

The jackass store called... they're running out of YOU!

Jormengrund · Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject:

I'd love to stay here and talk to you, but I just made an appointment to have my eyes gouged out. Sorry!

The_Blob · Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject:

Oh, you're <<insert whatever joke is about here>>? That's OK, I'll tell it REAL SLOW. lol

Jormengrund · Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject:

She's so blonde, she forgot that in order to make pizza, you first need a Pizza!!