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BYD · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:02 pm Post subject:

She's so fat, she stepped on the scales and it said "to be continued".

The_Blob · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:20 pm Post subject:

Your logic is so much different than our Earth-logic.

BYD · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:55 pm Post subject:

She's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her.

The_Blob · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject:

Your girlfriend's nickname is "Dominos"

she's cheap, greasy, & comes in 30 minutes or less

I am SO going to Hell

BYD · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:41 pm Post subject:

She's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

The_Blob · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:48 pm Post subject:

She's such a Ho (nappy headed? lol

jk) that she makes Angelina Jolie look like she has class.........LITERALLY lol

(gratis MAD TV tribute)

Jormengrund · Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject:

She's so stupid, she went and stuided for her PAP test!

evil pixie · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:22 am Post subject:

Just because you're necessary, doesn't mean you're important.

The_Blob · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:19 am Post subject:

When we met you asked why you could never meet a nice guy. After dating you, I know the answer... Karma

BYD · Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject:

She's so stupid, I blew in her ear to give her a refill.

Jormengrund · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:02 pm Post subject:

You're so blonde, it took you 15 tries on your driving test to remember that you were supposed to be in the front seat!

Zonedancer · Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 11:35 am Post subject:

The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

The_Blob · Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:39 pm Post subject:

After I'm through with this conversation, I'm going back in time & giving your Dad a condom.

Zonedancer · Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

The_Blob · Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:10 am Post subject:

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but she abused the privilege.