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This just in:

It has been confirmed that Professor Stephen Hawking is indeed an evolved human with the power of unassisted flight.

slippy · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:52 pm Post subject:

Latest news:

It seems that the anomalistic evolved genome is manifesting within the canine population too...

(Image shamelessly stolen from spluch

The_Blob · Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:50 am Post subject:

Hawking knows something the rest of us don't...it's TOO LATE for Earth, & he's preparing for pioneering the Mars Colony club

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slippy · Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:24 pm Post subject:

Lol, except Mars is, apparently, afflicted by global warming too. Not sure how that works, but hey.

I just noticed that the pic of Prof. Hawking shows evidence of TWO anomalistic abilities. The Professor in flight, and the guy in the bottom right of the pic....look at his hand.....he's TKing that apple!

Watch this space for more photographic evidence of real people (and animals) with anomalistic abilities.

Oh, and is it just me, or does the good professor look ABSOLUTELY PETRIFIED?

Jormengrund · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:59 pm Post subject:

so if animals had your so called anomalistic abilities, would they be considered animalistic abilities? grrr

The_Blob · Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:00 am Post subject:

Slippy, are you sure you're not thinking about Venus, Mars' atmosphere is pretty thin...

SuperHiro · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject:

Topic pruned to remove comments made in bad taste.

slippy · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:30 pm Post subject:

Oh yeah, THAT'S what I meant to do. Duh!