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Skyhime

I got it in my e-mail one day. I thought it was halarious. If you do, put your favorit quote from E-confucious here. These are some of my favorite ones.

My sig is actually from E-confucious. It goes:
Man who stand on tolet is high on pot.

Man who runs infront of car is going to get tired.
Man who runs behind car is going to get exausted.
A wise man does not play leap frog with a unicorn.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf will jump for joy!

Laridian · Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject:

I was kind of hoping this was about the real Confucious...

"Only a fool considers himself wise. A wise man knows he's a fool." chin

Skyhime · Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:53 pm Post subject:

Hey, that will work. Truely wise saying is welcomed along with the funnies. Both is good for the soul.

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LeighA · Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:51 am Post subject:

While the real confucious has a lot of great sayings I have to say those were pretty funny too!!! spin

rubybeetle · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:32 pm Post subject:

Cool thread! I like both the funny ones and the real ones. Here's two of my favorite Confucius quotes:

The nobler sort of man emphasizes the good qualities in others,
and does not accentuate the bad. The inferior does the reverse.

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.

BYD · Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject:

I heard this exchange was credited to Winston Churchill with some society-type lady in London.

Lady: You, sir are DRUNK.
WC: You, madam are ugly.
Lady: That does not change the fact that you are drunk.
WC: True, but tomorrow morning, I shall be sober.