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Sikorsky · Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject:

Abduct me, you stupid aliens. Abduct me!

Jormengrund · Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:19 pm Post subject:

My TK ability might not work, but I can still kill you!

Sikorsky · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:25 pm Post subject:

I've been told to do this is the way to get my arms off the table. Stupid glue... Stupid coworkers...

Jormengrund · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:46 pm Post subject:

I don't see why you're just laying there.. The least you could do is HELP ME!

Sikorsky · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject:

There are easier ways to touch-type, you know.

Jormengrund · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:02 pm Post subject:

I can see why you're in trouble.. You've got this thingy stuck in your chest..

Lay right there, and I'll see... if.. I.. can.. pull.. it... OUT!!...

AcidBurn133 · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:21 am Post subject:

I keep telling him, but after all these years, Jorm still insists that smacking his head on the keyboard until he's dizzy is how you get it to work!

Jormengrund · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:43 pm Post subject:

Yeah, like listening to the Blonde Cheerleader is going to help you figure out how something is going to work!!

Ambience 327 · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:51 pm Post subject:

If you had a million people doing this with a million keyboards for a million years, eventually one of them would reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. However, our theory is that one guy doing this for a few hours banged out the script for Season 2 of Heroes. Twisted Evil

Jormengrund · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:22 pm Post subject:

What? This shiny blue thing?

It's nothing, really.. Just a couple billion idiots all trying to figure out the meaning of life in general..

You'd think that they'd be happy with life.. but NO! They've got to have some real MEANING to it as well...

Maybe someone somewhere will learn...... Wink

AcidBurn133 · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:44 am Post subject:

now that his phone's keypad has been replaced with a nifty qwerty keyboard, Jorm thinks he needs to mash the buttons of his actual keyboard with something bigger than an index finger Smile

Jormengrund · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject:

If you do everything like _I_ tell you to, then we'll have no problems, now will we?

Ambience 327 · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:44 pm Post subject:

The "Han Solo" approach to computer repair.

AcidBurn133 · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:11 pm Post subject:

"what does the red button do?"
"no! don't touch it!"
*touch*
"Great, now 1/3 of the earth fell off."

Jormengrund · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:27 pm Post subject:

Do you think Claire's character would be half as sexy if it were Rosie O'Donnell playing the character??

Thought not. Shocked